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Michael Egan
Michael Egan is a man, creature, or god who resembles an egg. Other names include Mr. Eggan, Molester Eggan, Mystery Gan, Daddy, etc. His current occupation is that of an assuming band teacher at Eagles Landing Middle School, FL.

Flappy
Flappy is the face on Mr. Egan's neck. Flappists and Eganasts believe he(it) created the universe.