User:Dumasguy

Hello, I am Dumasguy, creator of BOATF. And because of that you may know me in real life.

BOATF
BOATF stands for Billy Orange And The Fruits, and it is a type comic I'm making. So far I've made about 17 episodes. Sadly, I can't give the episode to you because... I can't. Don't ask. Anyway, I'm not good at art nor handwriting so it is'nt at its neatest. BOATF may contain guns (violence), grenades, explosions, death and more, and may contain some strong langauge. It look's like it is for an average 8-9 year old, but really, it isn't.

The characters
There are quite a bit of characters in it.

Billy Orange
Billy Orange is the main character as his name is in the title. He swears the least and never seams to get angry. Only happy and sad.

Ugly Lemon
Ugly Lemon is quite a favourite. He really is ugly. His weapon is a sniper, but he might use the odd grenade or shotgawn. He doesn't have too much feelings as he doesn't have eybrows, his mouth usually is a bit sad, but it never moves. Has a Xbox360, Xbox180, Xbox90, Xbox270, XboxOriginal and a Wii. UL is short for Ugly Lemon btw.

Billy Orange's Lil' Bro'
A very voilent one and always has a gun (Or Grenade) in his hand and his other hand always has a PS3 Controller, always with the charger cable. Always angry, swears the most, but almost always plays MW2 or does something voilent.

Grape Guy
Your average grapes. Mostly ends with Sour Grapes. Always wears a hat and is the owner of a Convenience Store. Always gets sniped. If not sniped, this will get tragic.

Spitter
Looks like pac-man but always angry and spits and actuaaly hates fruit salad. He also hates Micheal JackBerry and JustFruit BeiBerry. He hates fruit salad; He spits on fruit salad.

Fruitler
Actually Hitler. He actually has a dog. (The dog has been rarely seen though) Fruitler also wears a cap.

Michael JackBerry
RIP

The man
A stick guy. You would usually see him near spitter as he hates fruit salad too. He doesn'y do much. I might get rid of him soon.

JustFruit BeiBerry
We all know who he is.(Based on a real life person) If you don't know, then that would be a good thing and don't ask me why.

Papparazzi
MichaelJackberry's worst fear. They're a nightmare.

Janet Jackberry
Michael Jackberry's Sister.

Army Leader
Always wear an santa hat. I'm sure he leads the Canadian army. I'm going to bring him back soon. Especially when I'm out of ideas.

Sally Strawbbery
I almost made her into one of my episodes. I could add her in the future though. I forgot what happened though.

Fruit Salad
A small town where there is entertainment, shopping, hospital, and whatever. It will be a very precous thing to lose... Won't it?

Billy Orange's house
Where Billy Orange and Lil' Bro' Lives.

UL's flat
Where Ugly Lemon lives of course.

Star Hotels
Where Michael Jackberry and Janet Jackberry lives. It is a prime target for paparazzi.

History
BOATF used to have over 20 episodes, but then a cool guy comes and throws all of them in the bin. I then had to start Michael Jackberry episodes, but then it kind of failed, so I started BOATF all over again.

May happen in the future

 * Sally Strawberry could come
 * Collecter cards

Don't ask about anything ok?
Really, Don't

Why not?
Because I won't reply. And it won't help matters

But what if I ask a few improvisitions?
That might work. Only if I'm in a good mood.

Well that's just about it
I may do a bit of minor updates. Thank you for reading