User:DummyDan

There was this little boy who asked his father, "What is politics?" And the father said, "Well, let me explain it this way. I go to work every day and bring home the money - so I am what you call a Capitalist. Your mother take the money, pay the bills and makes sure everything runs well - so she is the Government. And because we take care of you, you would be the People, your nanny is the Working Class, and your little baby brother is the Future. The little boy said, "Okay," and went out to play. Later that night, he was awakened by the baby crying. He went into the baby's room and it stink very bad diaper.

So the boy went into his parent's room, but his mom was sleeping and his dad was gone. So he went looking for his dad and he heard sounds from his nanny's room. He tried the door, it was locked, and he looked through the keyhole where he saw his dad and the nanny going at it together in the bed. So the little boy went back to his own bed. The next morning when he saw his dad he said, "Dad, I know what politics really means now!" His dad very proudly said, "Great. Tell me in your own words." "Well," said the little boy, "Politics is when the Capitalists screw the Working Class, while the Government sleeps, the People are ignored and the Future is in deep shit.