User:DumpsterJuice/sandbox/Easton Nobbe

Back Story
Easton Nobbe or more commonly referred to simply as "The Clitoris Slayer", deservedly, due to the amount of straight poon he has, for better or worse, "slain". Born in Brookeville, Indiana Clitoris Slayer did not live the most luxurious of lifestyles fighting of monstrous sized roaches and rats mutated from the amount of sewage dumped in this poor town. Clitoris Slayer also had trouble with constant violent crimes he was often depended upon to defend his family which he was very successful in, in fact too successful.

Tragedy Strikes
One Stormy Night around 0233 an intruder enters the Nobbe establishment, a small house 2 bedrooms and no bathrooms housed the Nobbe mother as well as 13 children including Clitoris Slayer at the head of the pack. An intruder armed with am AR-15, machete and 6 fragment grenades had ill intentions. The intruder slithered his way into the house via a window so irresponsibly left open by one of the younger siblings. With the whole house asleep Clitoris Slayer (being 9 years of age at the time) knew he couldn't let his guard down, as an irresistible itch had Clitoris Slayers nerves going off the charts. He felt something in the air, the silence, the only source of light to the house being the moon provided little assistance. Clitoris Slayer heard something that sent him into battle mode! A simple mistake of the intruder had begun his downfall. He was not careful enough and caused the floorboards to squeak. Clitoris Slayer knew he had the art of surprise so he bides is time and hides in the caves under the floor cause by years of mutated rats. When suddenly he attacks! The intruder is completely stunned but it did not affect his impressive reaction speed and he immediately opened fire. The some sort of combination of The Matrix and Dodgeball Clitoris Slayer was able to avoid every bullet that whizzed by missing Him by mere centimeters. He successfully disarmed the intruder. Tho he is not done as he makes a last ditch effort to take down such a formidable opponent and pulls the pins of all the grenades. Clitoris Slayer notices and wastes no time as he he dives and stuns the intruder with a kick to the head snatches the grenades and throws them out of the window. The explosion alerts the entire neighborhood and now police are on their way! Clitoris slayer restrains the intruder and with the AR-15 aimed at his head he ends the intruders life just as the police arrive to the scene. Clitoris Slayer is taken into questioning and later released as the event was deemed as self defense.

High School
With little formal education, social skills and the small stature Clitoris slayer had a rough time in his early days of high school. Until one day a foolish student tried to attack Clitoris Slayer unknowing of his abilities. Clitoris Slayer did not hold back as he dodged the attackers pathetic attempt at a strike and quickly countered with a left straight so powerful it broke all 24 of the attackers ribs. The schools football coach witnessing the event was impressed by the quick reaction speed and decision making of the young and much smaller man. He soon recruited Clitoris Slayer to the high school football team. Hesitant at first He accepted knowing it would boost his clout and reduce the bullying. Clitoris Slayer bounced around positions excelling at them all but found his true calling at the middle linebacker position. He led his team to the State Championship all 4 years of his high school career. He was rated as a top prospect throughout the country but had many doubters do to his inadequate size. This ultimately being his downfall of being recruited to a D1 school.

Confidence
Early college days were very similar to Clitoris Slayers early high school days.Where He lacks the courage to defend himself He makes up for in raw strength and power. Confidence has always been Clitoris Slayers biggest enemy until one day. One day Clitoris Slayer was on his yearly trip to the most dangerous desert in America as a cleansing, Death Valley National Park. Filled with everything you can expect from a desert spanning from scorpions to snakes giant bugs to lack of food and water. Like He did every time he entered the desert with nothing but the clothes on his back and the glasses on his face. 17 days in Clitoris Slayer has set camp deep into the forest fighting off smalls animals who come in hopes to steal what He created. Until one day, much hotter than normal, a large swarm of scorpions raids his camp Clitoris Slayer easily "slays" these dumb ass scorpions. Suddenly a scorpion explodes from the ground! This was no ordinary scorpion either, this was a giant scorpion, reaching heights of at least 20 feet! Clitoris Slayer remembering his early days when his house was broken into by an assassin instantly switches to battle mode. He gets in his stance, low but calm concentrating on the scorpions every move, calculating. The scorpion lets out a tremendous ROAR but this does nothing to Clitoris Slayer as he stands there waiting ready for anything. The scorpion was much smarter than the smaller variations knowing this was going to be a battle the scorpion decides to make the first move and plans for it to be decisive. The left claw comes forward fast, faster than anything Clitoris Slayer has ever seen! Somehow is able to back handspring out of danger, or so he thought. As He Lands he sees a slight twitch in the scorpions rear end, THE TAIL! It springs forward at lightening speed! he barely sees it before to tail plunges into the ground inches from Him! The scorpions accuracy was off as he is not used to such a small target. The blast blows Clitoris Slayer back 10 feet and slams into a cactus. The force drilled the needles from the cactus into His back pinning Him. For the first time in His life Clitoris Slayer is vulnerable! Seeing where his opponents position the scorpion charges forward looking to end this fight. At incredible speed the scorpion presses forward! Clitoris Slayer has to react, now! As the scorpion reaches his range he swipes, again with his left claw. The cactus is obliterated by the sheer power of the scorpions claw. The scorpion thinks he has won but did not know the true powers of Easton NOBBE. Through the like a tomahawk through the water emerges Clitoris Slayer! Right fist slams into the scorpions underbelly and launches the scorpion high into the air, 20 feet at least. The scorpions lands and creates a shock wave as sand covers the field of battle Clitoris Slayer knows the battle isn't over.The scorpions surprised by the absolute power realizes this opponent is formidable. No. He realizes he is stronger! There is no way the scorpion can win. So in last ditch effort the scorpion lets out on more ferocious ROAR! hundreds of thousands of small scorpions start to breach from the sand and arise in the distance all charging Clitoris Slayer. He doesn't know what to do, he just reacts. Stomping punching kicking in all directions. Piles of dead scorpions start to build up. The giant scorpion notices this and decides know is his time to strike. Clitoris Slayer is busy fighting the smaller scorpions to notice the giant scorpions charge until it is too late. Clitoris slayer is caught in the vice grip of the giant scorpion. But the giant scorpion was not trying to hold him, he was trying to crush him. Clitoris Slayer has stopped the claw still while kicking the smaller scorpions. In an instant He explodes outward and the giant scorpions claw rips in half and massive amount of green goo fires out. In one swift motion Clitoris Slayer jumps in the air and does a pinning side kick into the scorpions wound. The force of the kick was so great that it stopped every organ in the giant scorpions body and his limp body falls in defeat to the sand. The smaller scorpions all stop at once and as they all wait there for what seems like an eternity Clitoris Slayer, not even a drop of sweat on his face, drops down to his fighting stance ready to fuck the scorpions up. The scorpions realizing defeat retreat and refuse to bother Him for the rest of eternity. Clitoris Slayer spent the rest of his time in peace as he finished his trip. Through this experience he gained something he lacked his entire life. Confidence.

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