User:Dust.of.nations/Disney Princess Photoshoot

A Disney princess photo shoot is generally used in the vacationing in Canada industry, whereby a model poses for a photographer at a studio or in a field or wherever and where multiple photos are taken to find the best ones for the required brief. It's also important to note that they are dressed up as a Disney Princess.

Whistler 2010
No Disney Princess photo shoots were done in Whistler 2010. The general concensus was that this was an incredible idea. The sad part is it never happened. Regret is felt by most parties involved.

The Controversy
Due to the lack of Disney princess photo shoots in Whistler 2010, many have asked the question, "Why didn't we do a Disney princess photo shoot???" with three question marks. Here is the most logical explanation, broken into 5 major reasons: Lack of funding, poor communication, invisible walnuts, an angry dragon, and a holy @#&#  #&@*   @*#$@(*%#@$ balls of swearing.

Lack of Funding
The Disney Princess photo shoot lost it's Nike sponsorship due to a mix-up involving trail-mix and Mix Master Mike. Mixed reviews were given, and then remixed about the disappointment of this lack of funding. Previous sponsorships from other companies were also retracted when Nike retracted and re-tracked the remix.

Poor Communication
This is why you don't communicate with homeless people.

Invisible Walnuts
You had to see them to believe them.

An Angry Dragon
Dragon's are known to steal princesses, and as there had been several dragon attacks next to the cabin a month before that vacation, the Dragon dangerometer was in the red. This could have been taken care of with security detail, but thanks a ton Nike for retracting our contract. Yeah, that was sarcasm.

Holy @#&# #&@* @*#$@(*%#@$ Balls of Swearing
Well, I'm all grown up now!