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A "Dutch Perve" is a term commonly used to describe a particular move in the popular game of fooseball. Named for its pervy tendencies, it consists of a sideways hip-thrusting-motion to the goalie or defensive line when the player is controlling the offensive bonhommes. This sometimes scandalous move was named for its creators, the Dutch Perves foosball team, consisting of Beautiful Joe and Monkey Messiah, perhaps the biggest perves of all. This term can all be used as a verb as in "I totally just dutch-perved, man."

Monkey Messiah brilliantly coined the term Dutch Perve while procrastinating and creatively looking at the alphabet magnets on her lime green refrigerator in the most ron-dome town in Quebec, Canada. The term is not meant to be offensive to those who are of Dutch descent, just a clever name that the Universe chose to post on the official DP refrigerator.

The smooth hip thrusting action of the dutch perve move catches opponents off guard, thereby creating an immediate advantage. Those who choose to use the dutch perve move are cautioned of its side effects.

Those who are interested in learning about the Dutch Perve may also be interested in learning about the perve hand, also created in the cozy capital of rondomeness, where dreams come to die.