User:Dylan Macleod

THE BEGINNING
In the beginning scientists supposed that the universe was just a conglomeration of matter and imagined that it had no beginning. There was no moment of "creation"–a moment when the universe and everything in it came into being. BUT not to long after that a young lad named Peter Mckeown came along and then invented science shorttly after creating the perfect being EATER eater is an aquatic creature that lives on land and cant swim but was born and was dropped into a pool of fabric softner and pure happy thus spawning an uncontrillable soft hydron coliding particle accelarator that eats everything becoming so huge his mas consumed the town of New Orleans the government said it was was a hurricane but they have also been keeping much from us as eater discovered one day when he was saving the world from sure doom he stumbled across a small bunker but from inside he heard nothing but the growling of the beast he opened the door the beast LUNGED letting out a mighty roar "KRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" but after consoleing the creature it stood up and was the perfect being hair of a god capeable of renerating limbs and refuling space lasers (c+variable X / 435.34X1) Eater decied to keep this WONDEROUS creature whilst deciding a name eater looks over at the sleeping thing wondering what name it shall be given then it muttered out two words "john..... widdin" john widdin was the name of this magestic creature.

THE UNION OF POLAND
Poland a newly formed country it was invented for the pure purpose of containing the one knowen as harusame the grat lord Peter Mckeown (now knowen as Petrice Mc win) created this being for the pure purpose of destroying the nation of terry allied with the BIGGG BUFFF harusame and BIGGG BUFFF set out in there jew powered rocket ship when they SMASHED into a Radar an Irish radar with the radar on there side now they were un unstoppable TPS machine! or so they thought lurking in the shadows behind there mach11 poland destroyer lurked a being so powerful so mighty that being even close to it caused PURE diabetus it was Solfur. the perfect killing machine weighing a grand total of .7 Kg he was comprimised of 6 1/2 tons of compressed sugar,

THE WAR
The great war the one war to forget all other wars because this one had the more sinical biological weapon knowen to man! it was a Enviromental Reconosince Ingenious Collider - E.R.I.C - developed by the Chara company so the E.R.I.C Chara was ready to be launched but poland would take no part in this and began charging the RIBOSQUABIN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE cannon to attempt to intercept the missle but Eater being the superior being he was ATE the missle and deflected the RIBOSQUABIN GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE With his energy breasts saving the day

The Interwebs
One day Peter Mckeown clapped and then coughed and the internet was born that is all

The End
Eater was noticing as he was raising John Widdin from a little round thing with hair to a slightly bigger more round ting with MASSIVE hair that he was unstable knowing that he would have to destroy this wonderous creature to save humanity would mre painful than a THOUSAND crizzilas crashing down on my lower left toe i reached the mountian and was about to sacrifice kraw he loked into his face and decided the world was not worth destroying it so Eater FLEW into the great sky and began a dual with the great lord Peter peter dodged Eaters energy missle and Eater ate everything Peter threw at him then JOHNWIDDIN LUNGED Striking the target heroicly and then breaking the sound barier with his foor Peters shield was DOWN!!!!! Eater and Johnwiddin then did there much revised and super awsome battle plan eater sucked in the planet juipiter and shot it out johnwiddin hopped on and began to charge lowering his center of gravity and the ve began to spin HUPER JUIPETER STOCKY BLAST Peter was dead then Eater noticed somthing Johnwiddin was GLowing then HE EVOLVED Johnwiddin evolved into a TANK OF THE FUTURE

This is the legacy of the universe it has happened but long ago in a galaxy far far away but just when you thought Eaer and TANK OF THE FUTURE were the ultimate krawing machine you were wrong "A CHALLENGER APPEARS" Hodgson and ned enter the room the crowed falls silent

this batle is just beginning

and will never end!!