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Robert Julian "as in the famous five - Enid Blyton" Osbourne (he also has a dog called Timmy) Rob has two man slaves called Rich Lewis and Iain Wareing. His housemate, Oliver maintains them both by making sure they have food and water and giving Osbourne oral pleasures.

Rob also known as Oz, stole Dorothy's (out of the Wizard of Oz) red sparkly shoes and wears them regularly every Wednesday night dancing to the latest Scissor Sisters track at his local haunt "Flares".

Of course Rob has a serious side to him, he presents on Xtreme Radio where he manages to irritate his listeners to the point of throwing themsleves off tall buildings. Apart from increasing the statistic's for suicide via the airwaves, our very own wizard (of OZ) manages to maintain an eliete circle of friendswhich includes former Xtreme Station Manager Matt Lambourne at the top of his list.

Oz had deluded asperations to become a lawyer and challenge Pinky "from Pinky and the Brain" on the Weakest Link" He would also like to have sexual Relations with Mr Blobby on "Deal or no Deal"