User:EVula/languages

I would certainly like to think this is pretty self-explanatory, but here goes:


 * English. Duh.


 * Specifically, American English. Sorry, but I don't like extra "u"s. :P


 * I'm almost as involved in non-English projects as I am on the English ones.


 * While it certainly isn't my greatest accomplishment, I'm proficient enough with dumbass to, if not carry on a conversation, at least comprehend it.


 * On the flipside, I can bullshit like nobody's business.


 * I hate gibberish, which is a shame, since I live in Nashville, and sometimes have clumsy attempts at communication thrust upon me by locals.


 * Me fail English? That's unpossible!


 * Fuck political correctness.


 * "Mon français n'est pas très bien" is the only phrase I can say.