User:Eachambe

My name is Emily Chambers, and my name USED to be the most popular name in America, now it is third. Apparently, Emma, which is a derivative of Emily, and Isabella are supposedly more important.

My life goals consist of: - succeeding in life without bodily harm - livin la vida loca - drink a gallon of milk in a hour - cheating death -NEVER WEARING PANTS...EVER

My hobbies include: - table dancing - increasing my free cell percentage - creating my Wikipedia page - eating - drinking massive quantities of milk - making fun of Tyra Banks and Gwen Stefani

My favorite sports teams are: - The St. Louis Cardinals - Michigan Wolverines - Iowa Hawkeyes - Chicago Bears

My current "thing" is attempting to become the world record holder for "Most Consecutive Butt Bombs" on a trampoline. My first goal should be buying said trampoline. But if that does not work, then I will just have to attend stunt woman school, because "college/university" is far too expensive for my taste. Especially when there are teachers who grade solely on friendship, rather than workmanship.

I througoughly enjoy being in the sun (and tan), eating massive quantites of food, and consuming delicious beverages.

Oh, and if you don't chew big red, then f you.

If you have anything to add to my page, please keep it to yourself. I really do not care.