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 Jackson Broom 

Born on the 9th of September 2001, Jackson Broom is a well renowned Australian race car enthusiast, musician, game developer and also holds the record for most Doritos eaten in one sitting in the Southern Hemisphere.

Jackson is the bass player for a famous Australian band named “Jacksons Band”. They are well known for their hit singles, “Jacko on the Run”, “Have Another Bundy” and “A Tacky Then Some Baccy!”.

Broom is often classed as Australia’s best songwriter, creeping in on the charts just above Margot Robbie and Russel Crowe. It is said that Broom lives a humble life, living in a small town in South East Queensland called TwoWombBah. He often throws huge parties for the kids of the town.

It has been said that Broom’s feud with Jarod Burns, famous rugby player of TwoWomBah, is a contributing factor of his lyrical content of his songs.

In Broom’s song “Wacky Tabbaccy” the following lines have been said to be about the feud.

”Yo Kalyn Ponga, your not even from Tonga, have another pill otherwise I will deck ya”