User:Earl of Fair

Josh Fair
Joshua Raphael Fair is the mutant offspring of a Southern father with Scottish roots and a Northern mother with Scandinavian roots. He was born in northern Ohio and was raised far from the reach of the public eye until 2005 when he was relocated to Washington Georgia. He has made minor contributions to the world of youtube.com, and hopes to become world renowned while not accomplishing much of anything in particular. He owes most of his fame to his friends who have provided him with the technology to make his putrid little smear on the canvas of the world (Including this Wikipedia page).

Easy Ways to Terrify
If for any reason you inclined to meet this bizarre life form, you can locate him at the Washington Wilkes Comprehensive High School (WWCHS). Josh is a paranoid individual by nature, and, if you are the malicious type, you can get a cheap laugh by dressing as something that he is morbidly afraid of (Pee Wee Herman, the Chinese Mafia, squirrels etc.) and cornering him when he is crawling the halls during class periods. When you have had your fill of his pathetic screaming (It may be hillarious at first, but it gets annoying), you can quickly calm him down by telling him how awesome he is. As for being charged with stalking and assault, this is not a significant risk, as he has become an enemy of the school faculty.