User:Ease and Apathy

John's the name, but you can call me awkward. Jesus and Poverty matter to me.

Would it work if...

 * you made a dictionary for password finding and used Wikipedia pages some how? I would think the topics edited most in Wikipedia would be a good way to predict passwords.
 * you made a washer-dryer unit with only one spinning thing. We have front-loading washing machines; why is it so difficult to put a heater in there and just keep spinning the thing?  We can send a man to the moon.