User:Eater of Soap

Eater of Soap is a communist soap eater as well as a follower of the Soviet Union. After their birth in 45 BC, Eater of Soap watched as the world burned multiple times, finding each funnier than the last as humans struggled to rebuild their society. As the age of the Soviet Union neared, Eater of Soap joined the communist party so that they may bring the end to humanity some time later. When the Union fell, Eater of Soap continued their communist practices to the present day. At this point, Eater of Soap now lives somewhere in the capitalist society of the United States of America where they are attempting to elect Barry B. Benson as president.