User:EatsShootsAndLeaves

From Eats, Shoots & Leaves :

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.'

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli Never apologize for writing a pretty melody. -- Darius Milhaud to Burt Bacharach One can lead a horse to water - and even stuff his muzzle into the brook - but clearly, drinking is not always their forté. -- Me The most important cartoon you will ever read: http://xkcd.com/1357/ -- Me