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Gareth Ebdon – A.k.A Ebdonialegend

Born from the streets of Okinawa and raised by a random group of tiger ducks, Gareth Ebdon was considered one of the most prolific, genius minds of our time and a true icon in the world of self marketing his own profile.

He established the franchise over night success “EbbyBears” which were life-size bears each adopting their own mood and phrases designed in his own image to comfort lonely housewives, no one knew then how successful he would end up and how tragic things would turn.

His success soon became global, and it wasn’t long before his next scheme, the “Ebby Key Fob’s” hit the markets launching his status in the beach shop world to new stratospheric heights and earning him the key to “Clacton Town” from the Mayor himself.

In 1998 he was inducted into the Realms of Travesty as chairman and soon elevated the exclusive club to a worldwide exclusivity. Although he was acclaimed as a universal playboy, Gareth was secretly a very shy, nervous retiring man who had little or no interest or patience in any other human being; in fact he was once quoted as saying “I don’t like people”.

His fame was short lived and he ended up paying the ultimate price as he could not handle all that was bestowed to him. In 2000 he gave his entire fortune and donated it everything he had to the Foundation for one legged Chipmunks. To this day he has never been seen again but is believed to have ended up becoming a recluse on the Island of Loucha, just outside of Kukupas. Shortly before he fled the country he was asked in an interview on the Jonathon Ross Show “Would you do anything different if you had it all again?” Gareth simply replied with this answer: “No”

Gareth Ebdon Born 1957