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'Jason Wood' Cage fighter UFC Full time hard man Early life

At the age of 6 Jason Wood was scouted for red bulls stunt team because he did a back flip in a speed boat down the river thames. He then went on to be the most prestigous stunt man in the history of the world. Cage fighting has been his second life. He owns that cage like a dog. He was signed to MMA when he was 8, which then lead on to him being the undisputed champion of the world.

Hard Man

Jason Wood is a full time party prowler.

Niel Armstrong was not the first man on the moon because Jason Wood rode their on a bike.

Usain Bolt is supposedly the fastest man on earth, but Jason Wood chased after an ice cream van at speeds of up to 600 mph. He know is racing across the Bonneville salt flats against some of the fastest dragsters on earth on all fours like a donkey. He is the man the world knows as the machine.

Jason Wood is the strongest man on earth because he picked up a double decker bus and threw it too Glasgow from London as the trip was running late. He know competes at an international level of bus throwing.

Jason Wood is featured in many songs. Such as 'Dancing Jason' by the popular swedish group abba, 'smooth jason' by the late Micheal Jackson and the popular xmas favourate 'all I want for christmas is Jason Wood' by Maria Carey.

Jason Wood is the beastest DJ on the planet. He has created the popular prodigy mix 'smack up my jason'.

Film titlements

21 jason street.