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what is snot
snot is the legendary king of snotland which is on the planet minestroni. snot is not like anyone else because snot has super amazing powers like flying and changing shape.

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 * "snot is so amazing, he cured my aids, i could have died :(" Facechild on snot
 * "SNOT! :D" Miga on snot
 * "snot is like a big bucket of win. he cured facechilds aids and makes everyone including miga happy :D" Gen. Nick on snot
 * "snot>Chuck Norris. Hands down." Digmaster on snot
 * "Snot saved my kitty form a tree! He's the greatest" Hugums on snot
 * "Moo" Snot on snot
 * "i am from the future" future snot on snot
 * "I asked snot to marry me. He said yes! We had a theesome with a stranger later on." Muzzles56 on snot

The life of snot
snot was first created on the planet tatooine where he was captured by Thom york and was tortured with mouldy cheese and non buttered toast, some weeks after thom york created radiohead and died of aids so then snot was free and travelled across the galaxy to find a planet called earth, where he would then be creator of the fax machine and many other household items you might find in the house.

Some time after snot was awarded with an award witch made him so famous that he took over as ruler of earth and became very powerful with the many cookies that he was selling with james brown thus creating "snot cookies". years went past as snot wrote amazing books like "snot and the cookie factory" "2000 feet under the floor" and "rainbow 6", also snot made some movies and tv series, which were overrated.

In 2915 snot died of aids and the people of earth made a memmorial to commemorate the incredible life of snot and made every weekend snotday.

Contrary to popular belief snot wrote and starred in a tv series called candle cove.

inventions
snot invented many amazing things on his time on earth such as:


 * trees
 * potatos
 * spation
 * grapefruit
 * sellotape
 * xbox
 * dolby digital
 * lucasarts
 * this article
 * cookies
 * chuck norris (aka spation)
 * POKYMANS
 * some other stuff.

things that amuse Snot

 * cheese
 * ytmnd
 * 4chan
 * 7chan
 * eggs
 * the colour purple
 * the word "treadmill"
 * tails
 * fruit baskets
 * XBOX
 * amusing things
 * red grapes
 * stuff
 * OMG NINTENDO SIXTY FOORE!
 * typing this article

interlude
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SNOT! :D

cameo appearences
snot has made cameos in many things such as the pic that used to be here before it was deleted and breifly appearing as barry scotts rusty penny which he made GOOD AS NEW in the CILLIT BANG BANG BANG BANG adverts

"look what it does to this penny, *15 mins later* good as new!" -barry scott on rusty pennys and cillit bang

One of the keys on a ZX Spectrum keyboard is named after snot, this was also featured in the game Blockland or roblox or whatever its called.

The End
"yay" yelled Kaphix, as he won dictator of the year before he died. Ronin: when do we get to the tower of brake caliper Snot: i dont know, i dont think we will ever get there in time. So Kaphix's corpse, Snot Ronin, Spation, Tails, ARC and for some reason Dippindots all headed up to the tower where on the way they met a hungarian named Barnabas who gave them a vehicle he created so they could arrive to their destination before they all left from boredom and all of a sudden a three eyed monster named dUMBELLS appeared in front of them waving his arms in a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man way during the wackyness he smashed the vehicle into pieces. Kaphix shrieked 'WTF' right after he used his healing ability. Tails: Well now what are we going to do. "FAILIURE" shouted an announcement as a message appeared infront of them saying that golden wrench number 35 had been destroyed spation: im bored of this, i couldve used a wrench like that SPATION HAS QUIT THE SERVER. Ronin: yes, its getting late. Blockhead34928 has joined the server. Blockhead34928: howl onge is lodae Kaphix: someone kick him Blockhead34928: cans i lode briks Tails: ... BLOCKHEAD34928 WAS KICKED FROM THE SERVER by Ronin. dUMBELLS: but what about me? Dippindots: looks real great Snot: die pls RONIN HAS QUIT THE SERVER. RONIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER. "i forgot my hat" said Ronin RONIN HAS QUIT THE SERVER Snot: what the? Kaphix: i have no idea A.R.C.: I think i have an idea, this game is stupid. VerticalHorizon appears out of nowhere VerticalHorizon: how did i get here? what is this place? Kaphix: this is the ending of the article that snot is typing. VerticalHorizon: article? Kaphix: ya, the amazing ending that makes no sense. Suddenly Ronin came back and divided by zero and the all got sucked into an interdimentional time vortex and died. Dell Conagher: Told ya not to touch that darn thing.

THE END

Credits
Dedicated to Mocheeze

All characters portrayed in this article are entirely fictitious and bare no resemblance to anyone living or dead, except for one.

CAST
snot as snot

snot as goron

snot as kaphix

snot as spation

snot as dUMBELLS

snot as ronin

snot as the shiny penny

kaphix as dictator of the year

WRITERS
snotface 81.68.222.13 79.69.127.189 71.127.110.213 75.36.38.228 69.250.188.114 68.184.179.57 130.13.110.107 68.211.195.22 75.21.71.241 Spation 212.219.116.39 Codeine

DIRECTOR
snot

MUSIC
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Higher Ground

The Kinks - Death of a Clown

Alice in Chains - Would?

Muse - Invincible

This has been a snot productions article, writen directly from snots brain

Note: no donkeys were harmed in the making of this article

FUN FACTS

 * in reality snot is about 21 years old
 * snot lives somewhere in the middle of england
 * When you click Save, your changes will immediately become visible to everyone. If you wish to run a test, please edit the Sandbox instead.
 * If this is not what you are looking for then please refine your search.
 * this fact is fun :D