User:Eddie (TGA) Banks

Eddie "The Genuine Article" Banks is deemed by some to be a spirit of ghosts past. There are rumours he dominated Palm Island by reducing the crime rate by 200% (yes 200% this is no typo). Eddie departed the Island like a ghost in the night before re-appearing on many football fields with some of the best trash talk ever. Washed up players like J. Orman and J. Notaro have been heard to say post game "Banks owned me. His trash is fully sic!" Rumours have it that he is the biological father of Wally "The King" Lewis. In July 2010 Chuck Norris refused to fight Banks as he believed even he could loose the respect of his peers by turning up Paul Briggs style.