User:Editor510/Keyboard

I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard, I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard.

Look at me, look at me, Just AFK to say its good to be here to TYPE and I'm a famous admin even when the pages're all vandaly I can show you how to block-to-stop, I can show you how to make a page And I can take apart your userpage And pretty much can't put it back together I can tie a knot in your spinal cord I can tell you about Jimbo Wales I know all the the words to 'Hotel Wikipedia' and that's pretty much everything Me and my friends read about an octopus and we made a comic strip and don't give me no lip I can do it all 'cos, get a grip

All I need is text-to-speech software, text-to-speech software, text-to-speech software And I can see your face in your summary, your summary, your summary

Look at me, look at me, Just messaged to say it's good to be here to TYPE In such a small site And all curled up with a page to read I can get barnstars, sell stuff at Cafèpress I can work on the Wiki magazine I can design a bot 32 edits in minutes fifteen Vandals, users, and creators Me and others contemplate our future I find the things that meltdown the system I can do anything with no adoption

'Cause I can lead a website with a keyboard, with a keyboard, with a keyboard, And I can split the anger in an edit war, in an edit war, in an edit war

Look at me, look at me, typing and I won't stop It feels so good to be an admin and on top My connection is global, My password secure, My title is noble My blood is pure I can hand out a million barnstars in commendation Or get 'em all blocked, extermination Stop 'em causing exasperation and speak thy peace unto the nation I can give someone a Level 3 Just because I don't like 'em I can do it all with no permission Because I have a special non-detection command

Because I can guide all edits by remote uplink, remote uplink, remote uplink And I can beat ClueBot by a split second, split second, split second

And I can end wikipedia in an edit war, in an edit war, in an edit war in an edit war, in an edit war in an edit war!

I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard, I can edit with no keyboard, no keyboard, no keyboard...