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=Hooley ratio=

The Hooley ratio, also known as the Jack Hooley attendance standard, is a universal time standard. The percentage calculates how far into an event the British amateur historian Jack Hooley will arrive, based on the overall duration of the occasion.

Example calculations
For a two-and-a-half hour exam (150 minutes), Jack will arrive 35.3928 minutes in (approximately 35 minutes and 24 seconds); this same value is given when using the SI percentage. For a party lasting from 19:00 to 00:00 (five hours), Jack is calculated to arrive at 20:10:47, meaning he has missed over an hour of socialising.

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