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Yonald "Yoni" Hain (born October 11, 1986) is an Australian fruit deliverer and part-time student. Hain has been described as a massive liar, despite jumping the pool fence, for which he has received substantial media attention.

Hain first gained recognition as Ronna's boyfriend in 2004 when he famously complimented Susan in the car. Since beginning his relationship with Ronna, he has become increasingly rude to family members and is now known to be one of the more controversial characters in the wider community.

Early life
Yonald "Yoni" Hain was born in Melbourne, Australia, and is the son of Claire and Len. Born into a conservative household, he was raised as Southern Baptist, although he has since described himself as oscillating between Judaism and Arrogance.

Hain attended Yavneh College, where he allegedly broke a number of athletic records. He participated in the school's notorious "incident"; however his father's position at the college protected him from appropriate repercussions. Following his graduation from high school, Hain enrolled at La Trobe University, majoring in prosthetics and orthotics. As a member of the AUJS fraternity, he has attended zero functions and is a largely anonymous figure on campus.

Career
While studying prosthetics and orthotics, Hain took dancing lessons from legendary coach Umberto. Hain's agility and upper-body strength impressed his teacher, who suggested that fruit delivery may be a more fitting career move. His showbiz journey was also halted by stinging reviews, such as "you are the second worse singer in the family!”

Described as a man who "makes himself at home", it is not uncommon for Hain to trample on rose gardens, jump fences, antagonize dogs and deface bathrooms on the job.

In his time working on Carlisle Street, Hain drew the ire of pre-packaged fruit magnate Chezki, who Hain openly disrespected daily, despite the fact that they had no obvious working relationship.

Hain recently announced his retirement from airport runs. The flags at Tullamarine now fly at half-mast.

Personal life
Hain began his relationship with current wife Ronna in 2004, when they were often seen making giant square pizzas in the oven, as well as other inedible items.

After a formal inquiry was lodged into his participation in the "incident", Hain fled to Israel in shame, leaving Ronna heartbroken and relieved.

Hain attempted to console himself with the company of a plethora of loose women, but finally returned to Melbourne. Details of his affairs at that time are largely undocumented, however it is not uncommon to pass young women in Israel with "Jun" tattooed on their lower backs.

Hain and Ronna spent time together as friends, along with "K-Bomb". K-Bomb started to notice the frission building up again and later tried to kill them both by cutting their brakes. Court papers later revealed that Ronna simply failed to replace the brake fluid in her car. This is of little comfort to K-Bomb who is now serving her third year of a 25-year sentence in State Penitentiary.

With K-Bomb out of the picture the relationship flourished.

The proposal
With an impeccable sense of timing, Hain proposed to Ronna minutes after hearing of her grandmother's hip injury. Later, when asked why he didn't wait a day, he replied "no grandma's gonna rain on my parade!"

After a subdued evening, with most of the family at the hospital, Hain continued the distasteful celebrations by taking Ronna horseback riding and to the Peninsula Hot Springs.

Lies, exaggerations and boasts
Despite being perfectly acceptable the way he is, Hain feels the need to make constant outlandish claims to impress his peers.

Hain's most famous fib is that he can jump over “tall man” Joe; a claim as dangerous as it is ridiculous, given Joe's age, height and fragility. Hain claims that he can do this without a run-up, using the leapfrog technique.

Hain also boasts that he regularly enjoys a devilish concoction known "around the world" as Rum ‘N’ Hain. Otherwise known as a rum and coke, it is ten parts rum to one part coke, and was originally made by accident at a shabbas dinner. In Hain's mind, this drink would be best enjoyed after a hefty meal of chips and mash at Kimberley.

Despite being entirely unqualified and appearing obnoxious, Hain has taken it upon himself to single-handedly design plans for a new Frankston beach house.

The chickens almost came home to roost when Hain outrageously attempted to barbecue corn in their husks, despite the protestations of concerned family members and fire authorities. While the death toll has never been confirmed, Hain claims that this remains a "fantastic" way to enjoy corn.

Highlights
There exists one recorded occasion when Hain made good on what was assumed to be a false claim. Disregarding his wife's wishes and a general lack of interest from his audience, Hain attempted to upstage his niece on her second birthday by jumping over the pool fence. Landing precariously close to the water, Hain succeeded unscathed and celebrated by eating the first slice of birthday cake.

Never shy of the spotlight, Hain performed a cringe worthy cockney-laced impersonation of his father-in-law in front of an exasperated audience at his wedding, who to this day still have the words "Are you quite sure you want to join the family?" ringing in its ears.

Another noteworthy performance was when Hain sang for the family at his grandmother-in-law's 85th birthday party, unperturbed by the risqué content and lack of invitation to do so. It was an unmitigated (yet rare) success. Once again, Hain celebrated by eating the first slice of birthday cake.