User:Egglin upon yolk

EGGLIN-UPON-YOLK
INTRODUCTION

Hello fellow egglins, we the egg elders are a very proud people. The 3 elders are EGGSAM EGGSAIN,STARLEGG and EGGSAMA BIN YOLK these noble egglins are to be praised and thought of as the highest and our Graceful land is Egglin-Upon-Yolk. Us 3 Elder Egglins rule the land of Egglin-upon-yolk with High Egglins next in command. Now you know the outer shell of the Egglins lets dive deep into the yolk where all the detail is. If any fellow egglins would like to leave any comments please write on the discussion page, thankyou. signed Eggsama Bin Yolk--Egglin upon yolk 21:28, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

INFORMATION

THE HOLY WORDS OF EGGLIN UPON YOLK ARE..

EGG FEZ BRED EGD FEGD CHEESE DOG BOG

All Egglins are to bow down to these words and pray to them 4 times a day, this is the way of the egglin.

ALL WILL USE THE EGG AS A HOLY PICTURE AND WILL PRAY TO IT

FROM CHICKENS WE WERE MADE AND FROM CHICKENS WE WILL RETURN TO!!

HAIL THE 3 ELDER EGGLINS

Here i am again to introduce you a bit more to the origins of the Egglins. It all started on a sunny Saturday morning palying football in the park and 3 boys were getting bored as the ball was never getting to them so they decided to make an empire BOOM! So started Egglin Upon Yolk.IT is a very proud nation with the main city being Egglin Upon Yolk.The 3 Boys who made the land are the elders the ruler of everything on Egglin Upon Yolk then there is the main egglins and of course are glorious nation of egglins!

EGGLIN BIBLE ACCOUNTS

THE EGGNESIS

I am also here to write you a small entry from the Egglin Bible. The Elders have decided to call it THE EGGNESIS, it is of the creation of the land of beauty of Egglin-Upon-Yolk. It was made in a few hours3 to be precise. In the First Hour, the noble and mighty elders made the world, they cracked an egg and the yolk came out, the yolk was the land and white part the sea with the shell as the sky the elders were pleased with what they saw.In the second hour the Elders made the egglins, he made them noble,kind,courageous,grateful and described them as THE PERFECT NATION the elders were pleased with what they saw.In the final hour of creation the Elders made the national animal the ox, they made the chicken to produce more egglins and a host of other things that made the beautiful country off Egglin Upon Yolk what it is unto this day and the elders were pleased with what they saw and then they took a nap.THIS IS THE CREATION STORY!

EGGUS SON OF SACRED EGGOD IS BORN

Eggus son of the sacred Eggod was born from the fruity loin of the virgin chicken. Eggus grew up in exile as the the other Egglins were jealous of him as the sacred Eggod spoke to Eggus. They resented the idea that Eggus was thought of as a Messiah by a few preaching Egglins. He slowly grew up to become one of the Egglins most important religious figures.

THE LIFE OF EGGUS

Eggus' life represented that of Eggod. He taught the Egglins to follow the 7 eggy virtues. He healed fellow, he performed miracles, he made Egglins confess their sins and so get rid of them. He was the saviour of the Egglins. He taught them to be holy,kind, brave and much more. He represented light in dark times or a good yolk in a rotten egg in metaphorical sense. He taught the people most importantly to respect the 3 Elders and pray to the sacred Eggod. He during his life became more popular as rumours spread of his miracles and people started to believe he was the son of Eggod and this was important for he could now spread the word of Eggod.

THE DEATH OF EGGUS

The evil rebels gave Eggus a death sentence for being too holy and his followers started taking land off the rebels so they crucified him. The followers of Eggus became incensed and declared war with the rebels which the elders agreed with and the rebels were killed. This is another reason Eggus was thought of as a saviour he got rid of the rebels for once and for all.

THE RESURRECTION OF EGGUS

This was very important as it proved Eggus was the son of Eggod. He came back to life from Yolkven where all good people went after their first life. He came back and repented everyone's sins and there was much rejoicing. Eggus had a last supper with the 3 Elders and High Egglins and there too was much rejoicing. He had come back to repent sins and spread the word of Eggod. This is why he was The Saviour Of The Egglins.Amenegg.

FACTS

I am now to give you a few facts about the Egglins: Favourite time of year: EASTER Egglin army:1 billion eggs and soldiers armed with bolt action egg rifles,snipeggs,shotguneggs,coltegg 45,akegg 47 and much more... Motto:The Power of the Egg compels us HIGH EGGLINS:15 and growing Hall of Rotten Yolks:4 members National Animal: Oxen,due to the plural of it a YOLK of oxen. Religion: Eggism Transport: Eggmobile,Eggcycle,Aeroegg,Eggcopter,Eggxi,Eggter Education: Years 0-1 Top schools: Egg House,Eggminster,St. Eggs,Francis Egglin and others Education motto: An Egglins mind is not an egg to kindled but an egg to be yolked Sports:Eggball,Tenegg,Rugegg,Crickegg and other traditional sports Parliament:Leading party=Conservateggs  Shadow Party: Labeggs  Political allies:Fezzes Mayor(highest government position apart from being a high egglin or elder): Ken Livingstegg Currency: Eggies Main job: Egg manufacturer Main Cities:Egglin-upon-yolk(Capital), Eggden and Egginham Time Difference of GMT: EST(EGGLIN STANDARD TIME +10000 hours To be continued....