User:Eggreaper

Max Allan Grover Clevland Johnson is a respectible artist/producer who has worked with many great artists such as Thaddeus Washington and Albert "Big Dick" Einstein. He has had sevral up close and personal encounters with such people as Isaac Hayes and Keanu Reeves. Max Johnson remains to be one of the most sought after artist/producers in the world. Making his home in Falfurrias, TX he enjoys horse-back riding and injuring midgets. His efforts are allways reffered to as the greatest musical steps ever.

Using his immence talent he releases sevral albums a month under sevral different names including George Washington, Jimmy Reed, Allan Tousaint, and other important figures. He is currently hiding from police servalence after assaulting a man in a bar 2 miles from his hometown of Little Rock, AK. If you have any information on where he could be hiding please send it to: PizzaFood@aol.com