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The Guide to School Popularity

Jocks can only hang out with emos and can only go into Victoria's Secret and KFC or they're not cool! Jocks must date punks and cona only wear leotards.

Nerds can only hang out with Punks and can only enter Yankee Candle and Hot Topic and may only eat at Mcdonald's Nerds must date Bad Kids and only wear really low pants and Rap band shirts.

Emos may only hang out with Illegal Aliens and can only go into Micheal's and Sears and may only eat at Kohl's. Emos must date nerds and can only wear underwear

Bad Kids may only do embaressing bad things and must hang out with Teachers they can only go into The Sharper Image the Discovery Channel Store and ca only eat at vegitarian restraunts. They must date Illegal Immigrants and can only wear button down shirts, pants pulled up really high suspenders and a bowtie and must never change their socks.

Illegal Immigrants may only hang out with Dogs and may only go into Dick's and KB Toys and must eat at Pawn Shops.

Clubs: Jocks must join the Chess Club, Emos must join the Physics Club, Bad Kids must join the yearbook club. Nerds must join the Football Team, Punks must join the Drama Club

Only Emos can keep dogs as pets Jocks can only keep Elephants and Sharks Nerds can only keep Fish and People

If your really popular you must voulenteer at the Retarded Kids class

Good Luck being Popular.