User:El3ctr1csheepz

History of the Sheepz
El3ctr1csheepz is a Wikipedia user who has been a contributing member of the Wikipedia community since approximately 1:35 PM (GMT+9) on the 12th of June, 2013.

Some stats for el3ctr1csheepz:

 * The Sheepz (as he has been known) has been a Wikipedia editor before, but a very long time ago.
 * The Sheepz is around 72 inches tall, making him the same height as American film actor Tom Hanks.
 * The Sheepz has a deep love of American Football, specifically his hometown team the Jacksonville Jaguars.
 * The Sheepz currently resides in the beautiful country of Japan, in the Aomori prefecture.
 * The Sheepz is pursuing a degree in network engineering with the goal of becoming both CCNA and MCSE certified.
 * The Sheepz has already attained his Comptia Security+ certification.

Article Maintanence History

 * 6/12/13 - Improved/Revised 33d CBCS article, added references and removed stub tag. Increased article effectiveness by 900%
 * 6/13/13 - Created content for Lzzy Hale page. Filled a dark and depressing void in Wikipedia with a much needed article. Increased Wikipedia effectiveness by 913%.
 * Added citations to Brooklyn Nets page. Also, seriously, Jason Kidd is going to coach that team.

Marriage and Subsequent Controversies
The Sheepz has been married for some time now. There are no real controversies associated with this, The Sheepz merely finds it entertaining to title things in this manner.

2005 - 2007

 * 1998 Volvo V-70 (2.0L i5)

2007 - 2010

 * 1991 Mercedes-Benz 560 SEL (5.6L 324 CI)

2010 - 2013

 * 1997 Chevrolet C/1500 Pickup (5.7L 350 CI)

Present

 * 1992 Toyota Hilux Surf (2.4L Turbo Diesel)

Syndicated Column
The Sheepz was a syndicated columnist on the popular user generated sports website Bleacher Report. The Sheepz was responsible for all of the Jacksonville Jaguars posts and the associated Jacksonville Jaguars talk space, as well as a weekly column titled "The Pigskin Prophet". It has been some time since The Sheepz has written for B/R.

University of Central Florida
The Sheepz attended the University of Central Florida from 2008 through 2010, making an attempt to earn his bachelor's degree in English Literature. Due to a substance most commonly referred to as Bourbon Whiskey, The Sheepz did not accomplish this goal.

Conclusion
The Sheepz would like to conclude this user page by making the following Mission Statement:

'''User el3ctr1csheepz will strive to improve the Wiki community. He will always correct malfeasances when they appear. He will never deface, destroy or wrongfully edit another users contributions. The Sheepz is an altruist at heart, and he will show that altruism to the Wiki community in everything he does. This is the promise of The Sheepz.'''

El3ctr1csheepz (talk) 05:21, 12 June 2013 (UTC)