User:ElCheapo

El Cheapo User Biography
El Cheapo is a world-renowned English teacher. When he’s not charging one hundred and five dollars per sentence to correct someone’s thesis paper, he can be found haggling at the corner bakery over the price of a muffin. Besides haggling and correctly papers, El Cheapo also enjoys drinking generic water and collecting tap water from other peoples sinks in reused milk containers. El Cheapo saves 15% on car insurance every month by switching to GEICO so he spends what spare time he has left spreading the word about the wonders of GEICO. After many years of hard work, El Cheapo has finally been recognize by TAAFVRW (Teachers Association of Awesomely Fun Vocabulary Review Worksheets). However, his main achievement is the establisment of the "El Cheapo" gas stations. One of his main distinguishing physical attributes is his shortness (he’s exactly four feet tall). El Cheapo has recently traveled to Africa using a child’s airfare ticket where he observed the Ibo people. He recently joined the Wikipedia staff because, in his own words, “free information = epitome of cheapness.”