User:El C/Buck Flower (security guard)

Important information about Buck Flower: YouTube link

Philosophy
In Gooby we trust.

Friends and well-wishers

 * Skeet Simpson — Foreman
 * Buzz Knudson[1] — Mixer
 * El_C 22:00, 23 February 2021 (UTC) — Director-general
 *  Atsme 💬 📧 Can't let a Gooby op go to waste. SMirC-bearhug.svg 18:39, 24 February 2021 (UTC) — Hot-Dog Park warden (lifetime appointment)

[1] – Buck Flower recommends quality documentarian Fredrik Knudsen (YouTube link) and his longstanding Down the Rabbit Hole series.

Interests

 * Gooby enthusiast: YouTube link (The trailer: YouTube link)
 * Wish.com purveyor: YouTube link (Also, roller skates for parrots: YouTube link)
 * Greenish Pista Ice cream connoisseur: YouTube link
 * Garlic Day adherent: YouTube link
 * Fan of box-related sponsored content: YouTube link

Family and politics

 * "What, you're unemployed and two DUIs later..." (YouTube link)
 * "PUMPKIN POPSUMS!" (YouTube link)
 * When it comes to VPs, why not go for a bucket of fried chicken? (YouTube link)
 * Dumbledore with a MAGA hat — you're welcome! (YouTube link)
 * Remember, Wallmart loves you (YouTube link)
 * Remember, Target loves you (YouTube link)

Romance: a gentleman and a scholar

 * Feminine roll! (YouTube link)
 * Smoothie bowls (YouTube link)
 * You better watch out, brah! (YouTube link)
 * Surprisingly beautiful pro-Flat Earth song (YouTube link)
 * Best pick-up line: bitch lasagna[1] (YouTube link)

This one's for the ladies

 * "Give My Reserved Upgrade to Another Woman"[2] (YouTube link)
 * Part 2: down with the Patriarchy! "commitment avoidance shields!" (YouTube link)
 * Ladies: Consentus required, please! (YouTube link)
 * But... I'm the guy... (YouTube link)
 * OMG, Sameer Bhavnani just uploaded a new video. (YouTube link)
 * "You betas are all the same." (YouTube link)
 * Holy guacamole! (YouTube link)

[1] – Lasagna Enhancement Organization honourable mention (YouTube link) [2] – See also text at 17:00 (important).

Cat musicians and musician-hopefuls

 * Duet with cat (YouTube link)
 * Piano cat(s) — no, not that one! (YouTube link)
 * "Everybody wants to be a cat"※ (YouTube link)

※ – Man, that Chinese racism bit (at 1:45) did not age well...
 * I can't watch Breakfast at Tiffany's any more. —valereee (talk) 22:34, 19 August 2021 (UTC)

Kid stuff

 * Buck Flower strongly supports sledding with a pet hen! (theweathernetwork.com link)
 * Generic football photograph... (YouTube link)
 * Karens to live by! (YouTube link)
 * Cows can be supermodels, too! (YouTube link)
 * Features: A life ruining experience... (YouTube link)

Position on Hot-Dog Park

 * Strongly in favour: YouTube link