User:El jefe

el Jefe:WARNING - Most of this user page is a load of rubbish assembled to toot my own horn and plump out my ego and stop me getting into old women's knickers.. It is thus cognate to attempt to converse within the periphery of human cognizance and thusly apply the popular, upbeat phrase "Abandon all hope all ye who break wind here". My disclaimer: I'm here to enjoy and educate myself and hopefully allow others to learn and enjoy themselves. I will never do anything which deliberately goes against this pledge, and anything which appears to do so should be considered an error of judgement. In short, I don't want to piss anyone off via this most extraordinary of projects.

If I didn't ascribe unreservedly to userboxes, I'd have one just over there to the right saying: ''This user likes infoboxes,Wellington and Lancaster bombers, prefering to interact with others without patronising myself. He achieves this by using REEL SENTENCES - such as "Boy howdy!".'' That would be funny, but hypocritical. My opposition is only in that I have a preference of prose over annoying, insincere little slogans, so don't feel I hate you if you have a large collection of userboxes. By the way, the colorful quote boxes there are a totally different thing altogether (Hmmm...).

El jefe is a bipedian who prefers to remain somewhat anonymous within the pitiful mutual admiration community. This doesn't mean I will not contribute to bigger projects or collaborate, simply that I am more someone who prefers to research and edit here and there with little regularity. I believe strongly that wikipedia should not be force people to subject themselves to this folly of loyalty which we call membership. Essentially, I'm pretty Laissez faire and a bit of an e-loner. But I will vote on the Featured Pictures, just because I like them.

That said, feel free to ask me for help, comment on my work, tell me off, praise me or suggest something I might be profitable on. Just don't ask me to join a wikiproject! (Not because I don't believe in them - they do some valuable work, just because it goes against my anarchist tendencies) and I am the Granfalloon.

''Hmm ... most people don't go to all this trouble to explain themselves, yet still contribute more or less as *Me* describes, be they from London, or shemales, or not. So the claimed uninvolvement (or would that be, declaimed involvement?) is, perhaps, involvement in another guise?''

A. Scapegoat

Me
A little about me. 3 arrests - NO convictions jefe, User:El
 * Formerly edited under a different name, left, then returned.
 * SheMale.
 * A Londoner.
 * Owns a dusty, over-used enema bag
 * Can't respond to a closed ended bipolar interrogative
 * I'd rather not get involved in circus politics. Unfortunately, that statement means I just have.
 * El Jefe invented the concept of Wikipocrispies, otherwise known as Ricedom. He then failed to realize that Wikipocrispies was a concept known only unto him, and that he might wish to tell everyone else what it is. Then he just opened a Grolsch and put on Tip Toe Through The Tulips.
 * Sometimes refers to himself in the 3rd person. Occasionally in the 2nd City Tram.
 * Member of the Church of the Latter Day Saints
 * I keep a watchfob. At least somewhat deliberately -- some marbles have probably slipped under my stapler because I failed to check the box when I edited it.
 * Also, I try to just ad-lib my edicting pattern. If I schedule tasks I have less fun. If I have less fun, I do better quality work.
 * My favourite colours are khaki, sky blue and Robert Kilroy-Silk.
 * Always looks to defend an underdog or scapegoat.
 * Fan of most sports, especially:
 * Football (soccer)
 * Walking Races
 * Tennis
 * Road rage racing
 * Generally into modern couture.
 * To be honest, just interested in everything about Victorian knickers.
 * And thus liable to travail on everything —- except intelligent discourse PhreakScience.
 * I speak a bit of a few modern languages and am a native speaker of English.
 * AKA "Philbert Desenex aka Wonder Warthog".