User:El profeta de CataJesus/sandbox

Bus:Lesus or CataJesus in english ("Cata" or "Kylie Jenner" for friends) was born in october 23 in the year 1381 B.C in a country called Sajanna, (that is near Somalia). Her story goes back centuries before that hommie known as JesusEl profeta de CataJesus (talk) 21:57, 16 May 2018 (UTC) was born. in that CataJesus was the one that made all the prophecies. In her adolescence she becamed very famous in her town (and therefore in her country) because while she was in a party, the organizers of that party ran out of whiskey and they only had water, so CataJesus came to the room and transformed the water into whiskey so the party could continue and everyone got drunk. But one of her biggest exploits was when she cured the quadriplegia of a kid called Timmothy "Timmy" Walker, but unfortunately, when they finished and timmy was going to his home he had an accident and got quadriplegia again. But this time CataJesus refused to cure him again because she tought that "That was a divine signal that meant that timmy had to be in his wheelchair until his dead (that was a week later)". She cured a lot of sicks during her life, and she got very famous and for some people she was some kind of god (and effectively, she was), she was that famous that the people created her own religion called " the cataJesusians", a religion that is now totally extincted, except for a very strange men that is nicknamed "The prophet of CataJesus" and odd old man that lives in a tall and desert mountain. No one knows how does CataJesus looks like but "The prophet of CataJesus" ensures that looks like the posted picture.