User:Elanhebrew128

bob pollard owns an iphone, yet he doesn't know how to work it. He used to be the ninth grade biology teacher but it was to hard for him so he was lowered to teach eigth grade, yet he still struggles on this subject. He also works in the orchard where he messes around with cucumbers. He has a gigantic forehead, I mean really huge, the size of godzilla's nutsack, and has hair only on the back of his head. He loves carrots and doesn't shave his pubes where the monster lies; however it is really small.