User:Elbealio

A brief introduction in to the mind of Elbealio...
I am a teenager from Morpeth, near Newcastle in the UK, and by writing this I am proving what a sad and dull life I lead. My birthday is on 28th January, and i can't spell. You clearly have no life if you're reading this...

Some pointless trivia about me
I am noted for my ability to speak in German and Russian accents, in the style of a fat bald man.

I have a passion for checked shirts of which i have over 13.

I have an extreme dislike of the colour pink.

I once dressed up as a zombie tranzvestite just because i felt like it.

My elbows are not the right way round.

I refuse to wear skirt/dresses using the excuse that i have hikers legs.

Florals are my worst enemy

I have big feet

Favourite Bands
Queen

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Kaiser Chiefs

Franz Ferdinand

AC/DC

The Rakes

Pink Floyd

The Stranglers

The Clash

The Sensational Alex Harvey Band