User:Eleanor Dudeson

Eleanor Dudeson is the pharoah of Drybridge and has approved the erecting of a pyramid on the south side of the large city. He is also a transexual with family roots all over the world and is also one of the biggest weapons makers in Europe. He was born on the 25th of December in a barn in Farmerville. When he was 48 he moved to the nearby town of Gangstaville where he attempted to create a new religion called "Scaredofprogress" but returned to Farmerville when it was, not surprisingly, unsucessful.

However, for funds, he relies on the Drybridge mafia, of which he is the leader. Other members of this gang include Ben Dover, Hugh Jass and Mike Rotch. During an interveiw for a local newspaper when he was asked to describe his fellow gang members he used such terms and phrases as " Lives with his mum ", " Just a work relation " and " Wanted in 32 countries ". Members of the Drybridge mafia can often be identified by their suits, balaclavas, shoes and occasionally cuff-links (all of which are denim). It is thought that this trend began when one of the members overheard an Ayrshire school boy was going to wear the outfit to a Christmas dance at his school.

This mafia have not to be underestimated. They have control over every Burger king in the Northern Hemisphere, Area 51 and a small make-shift warehouse made from drift wood outside Birmingham. They also have spies watching the most powereful people on earth such as Chuck Norris and The guy whos voice is Homer Simpson.

Eleanors hobbies include Elephant polo, Internet bank fraud, Sumo wrestling, Watching paint dry, Campainig for Green Peace and Runing up behind helpless old people and scareing them until their teeth fall out (at which he is the World champion 12 years running).