User:Eleglac

Eleglac is a humorous misspelling of 'elegiac', first noted in December of 2005 by a California high-school student. He adopted the disgrammatism as his user name for various forums, games, pornographic websites, etc. while attempting to maintain a somewhat low profile.

History
See above.

Current
See also above.

Future
Who knows? He plans to be fantastically wealthy, like a modern-day Jay Gatsby, although he hopes that he won't be murdered by a misinformed cuckold.