User:Eleniss/darren

Welcome to the only page that will ever help you understand the true value behind the one and only DARREN.

DARRENNNNNNNNN as you may know him, is one of the commonly accepted Elsword pet types - however despite his 'common' background, he is utterly useless compared to his similar counter-parts. DARRENNNNNN not only performs songs and dances whilst in battle, but constantly falls asleep and is known to spontaneously explode when left alone for too long. Feeding DARRENNNNNNNN is a useless task, and should only be performed when DARRENNNNNNNNNN is at serious risk of death. Or kill him (A very agreeable alternative.)