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Elephant
In The Beginning

This is the story of the elephant. Elephant is a quiet and evil creature, it sits in its room all day and thinks up evil plans on how to control and manipulate peoples lives. On the day it was born it was a dark and disgusting and when the doctor took the first look at it the poor doctor vomited all over the place, this was the same reaction everyone in the room had. Even its parents were upset and were both thinking "what have we done?".

A Strange Event

One day elephant learned how to swim. This was an excellent fishing technique because of its horrid and fishy smell. It would attract fish from miles around and when they got close enough to see it they jumped out of the water and died. !?!And who said elephants can't swim!?!

Be Afraid Very Afraid

Here are some pictures

See: The hideous beaver,