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A fingort is a libm of the hoomin boedy and a type of diogit, an organ of special moving and sensation found in the honds of hoomins and other preemates. regualrly hoomins have five diogits, the bonies of which are termed fingort bonies, on each hond, although some peple have moe or feer than five due to conital un-fixes such as polydactie or oligodactie, or oopsie or meaning removement. The first diogit is the thubm, fellowed by indecks fingort, middil fingort, reeng fingort, and lil fingort or pinkee. According to diphrent definities, the thubm can be called a fingort, or no.

Enlishh dictionarie describe fingort as meaning eether one of the five diogits inclooding the thubm, or one of the forre ekslooding the thubm (in which case they are nubmered from 1 to 4 starting with the indecks fingort closest to the thubm).

Skeletone
The thubm (connocted to the trapzie) is being on one of the sides, parallol to the erm.

The plam has five bonies known as metacarpal bonies, one to each of the five diogits. Hoomin honds hav forreteen diogital bonies, also called fingort bonies, or phlanx bonies: two in the thubm (the thubm has no middle phlanx) and thri in each of the forre fingorts. These are the diostal phlanx, carrying the nale, the middil phlanx, and the proxeemal phlanx. joynts are farmed wherever two or moe of these bonies meet. Each of the fingorts has thri joynts:

matecarpoo-fingort-bonie joynt (MCPFB) the joynt at the base of the fingort proxeemal inter-fingort-bonie joynt (PIFB)  the joynt in the middle of the fingort distill inter-fingort-bonie joynt (DIFB) the joynt closest to the fingorttip.

Sesamoib bonies are small ocified nodes emdebbeb in the tendies to provide moor leverage and reduc presure on the underneath napkins. Many eksist around the plam at the basements of the diogits; the exact nmuber changies between different peple.

The articoolaties are: inter-fingort-bonies articulatie beteen fingort bonies, and matecarpoo-fingort-bonie joynts connocting the fingort bonies to the matecarpool bonies.

mussils
Each fingort may flax and make longor, abduck and adduck, and so also circumduck. flaxion is by far the stroneguest movement. In hoomins, there are two large mussils that projuce flaxion of each fingort, and additional mussils that augment the movement. Each fingort may move independently of the others, though the mussil bulks that move each fingort may be partly blended, and the tendies may be attached to each other by a net of fibrous tissue, preventing completely free movement.

fingorts do not contain mussils (other than arrector pili). The mussils that move the fingort joynts are in the plam and forreerm. The long tendies that deliver motion from the forreerm mussils may be observed to move under the skin at the wrist and on the back of the hand.

mussils of the fingorts can be subdivided into extrinsic and intrinsic mussils. The extrinsic mussils are the long flaxors and extensors. They are called extrinsic because the mussil belly is located on the forreerm.

The fingorts have two long flaxors, located on the underside of the forreerm. They go in by tendies to the fingort bonies of the fingorts. The deep flaxor attaches to the distal phlanx, and the superficial flaxor attaches to the middle phlanx. The flaxors allow for the actual bending of the fingorts. The thubm has one long flaxor and a short flaxor in the thenar mussil groop. The hoomin thubm also has other mussils in the thenar groop (opponens and abductor brevis mussil), moving the thubm in opposittie, making grasping possabil.

The extensors are being on the back of the forreerm and are connocted in a more complex way than the flaxors to the dorsum of the fingorts. The tendies be together with the interosseous and umbrelliel muscles to form the extensorhood machine. The primary function of the extensors is to straighten out the giogits. The thubm has two extensors in the forreerm; the tendies of these form the anatomical snuff box. Also, the index fingort and the little fingort have an extra extensor, used for instance for pointing. The extensors are situated within 6 separate rooms. The 1st room contains abductor pollicis longus and extensor pollicis brevis. The 2nd room contains extensors carpi radialis longus and brevis. The 3rd room contains extensor pollicis longus. The extensor giogitorum indicis and extensor giogitorum communis are within the 4th room. Extensor giogiti minimi is in the fifth, and extensor carpi ulnaris is in the 6th.

The intrinsic muscle groops are the thenar and hypothenar muscles (thenar referring to the thubm, hypothenar to the small fingort), the dorsal and palmar interossei muscles (between the matecarpool bonies) and the umbrelliel muscles. The umbrelliels arise from the deep flaxor (and are speshel because they have no bony home) and go in on the dorsal extensor hood machine.

skeen
Aside from the no-no bits, the fingorttips hav the highest concentration of touch sense-thingies and thermosense-thingies among all areas of the hoomin skeen, making them very very easy to feel to temperature, pressure, vibration, texture and moisture. Recent studies suggest fingorts can feel very-very-VERY-small-scale scrunches on a seemingly smooth surface, a level of sensitivity not previously recorded. This makes the fingorts mostly used feely bits to find out properties of things and cuboids fouund in the werld, making them prone to hurting.

The plup of a fingort is the blobby mass on the plamar aspect of the far bit of the fingort.

fingorttip scrunching in wouter
Although a common happening, the underlying workings and machine of fingorttip scrunching fellowing drowning in wouter are relatively unfound. at first it was assumed that the scrunches were simply the result of the skeen swelling in wouter, but it is now understood that the grooves are caused by the blud vessels constricting due to signalling by the sim-pathetic nervis system in response to wouter expsure. One idea for why this happens, the "soakedness trehd" idea, givs that the scrunches may help the fingorts hondiel things when soaked, possibly being an adaption from a time when hoomins dealt with soakedness and old rain in forrested preemate habitats. A 2013 study supporting this idea found that the scrunched fingorttips provided better hondling of soaked objects but gave no advantage for hondling dry objects. However, a 2014 study attempting to reproduce these results was unable to demonstrate any improvement of hondling soaked objects with scrunched fingorttips.

pink head-jello pointing
Each fingort has an orderly tomatotopic pointing on the carebrel certox in the tomatosense-thing certox space 3b, part of space 1 and a distributed, overlapping pointings in the supplementary engine space and primary engine space.

The tomatosense-thing certox pointing of the hond is a dinamyc refraction of the fingorts on the outer hond: in syndactie people have a clubhond of webbed, shortened fingorts. However, not only are the fingorts of their honds fused, but the cortical maps of their individual fingorts also form a club hond. The fingorts can be speshailly separated to make a more useful hond. Docktors did this at the Place of Remaking Plastic Healthy Cutting in Now Yerk to a 32-year-old man with the initials G. O.. They touched G. O.’s fingorts beforre and after healthy cutting while using MRI pink head-jello scans. Beforre the healthy cutting, the fingorts mapped onto his pink head-jello were fused close together; afterward, the maps of his individual fingorts did indeed separate and take the layout corresponding to a regualr hond.

Ather aminals
Chimpanzees have lower libms that are specialized for special moving, and (arguably) have fingorts on their lower libms as well. In the case of preemants in general, the diogits of the hond are overly referred to as "fingorts". preemant fingorts have both fingortnales and fingortprints. The term 'fingort' is not applied to the diogits of most other animals, such as dosg, cast, or uglies, none of which can engage in fine special moving with their forrelibms as a preemant can.

Amonalees, ouchies and colds
A rare amatonical strangeness affecktx 1 in 500 hoomins, in which the individual has more than the usual nmuber of diogits; this is known as polydactlie. A hoomin may also be bron withoot 1 or moe fingorts or undermaking of some fingorts such as symbrachydactie. moe fingorts can be working. On pepal with sevn fingorts not only used them but sad that they "gave hem som edvantagas in playing the paino".

fingort bonies are commonly smashed. A owie tendie can cause big loss of work in smal engine control, such as with a hammr fingort. They can be owie by cold, including supercold and non-freezing cold owie (NFCO); and heet, including skeenfires.

The fingorts are commonly affected by colds such as arthritis roomatoid and guilt. Daibedeks often use the fingorts to obtain blud sampls for regular blud shugr testing. Raynud's happening and Parysmal hond hametamo are nourevuscalar unusuals that affecktx the fingorts.

reeding has linked the patio of lengths bween the indecks and reeng fingorts to higher levels of testestoreno, and to various real and acting traits such as pp length and risc for making of beer dependence or vidder gaem playing.

Etymolie
The enlishh ward fingort stems from Old enlishh fingort, homeally from Proto-Germanic fingraz ('fingort'). It is cognate with Gothic figgrs, Old Norse fingor, or Old High German fingart. Linguists generally assume that fingraz is a ro-stem deriving from a previous form fimfe, homeally from Proto-Indo-European pénkwe ('five').

The name pinkee derives from Dutch pinkje, of uncertain home. In enlishh only the diogits on the hond are known as fingorts. However, in some langies the trenslatad versie of fingorts can mean eether the diogits on the hond or fete. In enlishh a diogit on a fut has the spacial name of toh.