User:Elise suckerman

SIMON SCARFE

this is a story about a young man named Simon Scarfe. He is indeed an interesting fellow. Describing him is a daunting task, but someones gotta do it right?

He is relatively tall, and wears a large pair of black glasses, you can't miss them, a bit like 'Clark Kent's'-large and black!

You can find him strolling down the office, or more commonly in the kitchen making himself a large cup of tea. He seems to think he resembled a young Harry Potter in his youth, yet, many beg to differ.

To sum up this very brief description of Mr Scarfe... he is a simple boy leading a simple life, living in a simple flat in hackney

common phrases/words used by Simon- 'you f*****g twat' 'what are you doing swanning around the office like that' ' i do look like harry'

http://www.babyanimalz.com/images/bebe_ewok.jpg

No - he's not, he's a guy who works in Newcastle, doing vanity searches and commenting on his namesake's friend's Wikipedia userpage. And he doesn't even wear glasses. He does find it kinda creepy that there are two people with that name, however.