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Galenora Theory
The Galenora theory of life is that life is a reality tv show for aliens from our universe. It is the theory that life is a massive game. To be put into this game, an alien is nominated by his or her peers and put through 20 test, including things such as figuring out a rubiks cube in under 5 minutes. Any nominee must also have passed an entry exam with 250 questions, they must get 169+ right or they are declined. Once an alien has been chosen to be placed onto earth to star in 'Galenora' they are converted into a human, in almost the same way as seen in avatar, and placed into a human already on earth. When they are in the womb they are asked if they wish to continue, if they say yes they are given birth to and start their life on earth.

The Tests.
Every nominee is put through twenty tests. These tests are specifically used to ensure that each nominee will be able to last the hard life of a 'human'. It also ensures theyhave a brain, however some rich nominees have managed to pay their way through these tests, it is a corrupt system that Jigsaw makes a lot of money from. The first test is very quick, you must solve a rubiks cube in 5 minutes or under. The second test is much, much harder; you must fight a yetti and WIN. These fights can go on for just hours, or days. The third test is one of the easiest, you must skydive into the sea and find land to shelter on for 3 days. Test number four consists of answering an examination paper with 250 extremely difficult logic questions, you must get 169+ right to pass this test. Test number five is to test agility and speed, you are forced to run 27miles in under an hour without being eaten by the bear chasing you. The next 5 tests are all to test strength: carry 20 stone for 17 miles; do 397 pull ups in 2 minutes; push a car up a 320ft hill; do 703 press ups with a 3 stone child on your back, must be completed in 4minutes; lift a 40 stone rock for 20 seconds. Tests 11, 12 & 13 test your memory: remember 300 9 letter words in a minute and write them in under 20 seconds, must get 250 words correct; you'll be shown 37 shapes in 2 minutes, you must then draw each shape and get every shape correct; you'll be shown 400 peoples names and faces, and you must match them all in 3 minutes. Test number 14 consists of walking across a 5 meter pathway, that is on fire. Tests 15&16 link together, you must make a weapon, and then fight another nominee to the death. The next 4 tests test your skills: you have to knock down, and rebuild, a shed in 2 days; you must make a 4ft statue of Jigsaw, which he will then judge, in a day; cook Jigsaw a 5 course meal, which cannot be burnt and he must LOVE other wise you're killed off; you must win a talent contest, each contest has 7 nominees, the losers are killed off.

The Game
Have you ever felt as if someone is watching you? That is because they are! Every thing in the universe is watching our every move on 748 massive screens placed around the universe. As a contestant starts their new life on earth, they have their memory wiped so they cannot remember anything from before they entered earth. The population of the universe vote for who they wish to kill off, if they believe you have a boring life that will be you, if you gain over 3,000,000 votes in 5 hours then you are killed off. If you wish to leave this game then you are killed off in a terrible 'accident'. The more interesting your life is, the more screen time you get. This means you are likely to live longer as those who are hardly ever seen on screen are generally voted off within the first few years of being in the game.

This awful game is run by Jigsaw, who is known to humans as the 'man from saw'. He puts us through this life of torture as it makes him A69,000,000 every month (that's £96,000,000!). He detests planet earth, so he has decided to slowly ruin it by using it as an arena for his game.