User:Elloweshallschool

Elloweshall seondary school is the bestest school in the world. But it is a shame about the teachers. the bald ones are the worst. if i had a choise i would kick them out and make them eat a 33 year old bannana, half eatin by micheal jackson, and on top of that, he will eat it on the school chimmanie.

but besides that, its a cool school.

but did i ever tell you 'bout margrette?

she has 6 BLOODY TOES!on one foot!

if she was in a foot-beutiful compotision she would be shot! 3 times!

but besides that the school is rather splended.

however don't eat the taost. the ICT man goes there everyday!! evertime he is there, he looks at the toast to see if it is ok. but whenever you eat the toast there is white flakes on it! HE HAS DANDRUFF!!! don't eat the toast.

now besides the fact that the bald teachers suck and margrette has 6 toes and the toast is coverd in head snow.

Ellowes Hall Secondary School is pritty cool!!

be sure to visit the website! ellowes hall website

from your freind A. S. Griffiths