User:Ellynxx

Woofard- ( wooferd, wooford) slang meaning a dog or canine of any breed. A "woofard count" is the number of "woofards" one sees during a given time frame of walking out doors. By contrast the "woofard hour" is around 6 Pm-7PM Monday through Friday when owners walk their dogs outside after work. On Saturdays and sunday this occurs from 12PM-1PM and 6-7 PM. When counting woofards 2 criteria are proclaimed aloud. 1) the size (small, medium, large) 2.) The color of its fur. Also optionally you can describe one additional characteristic if you would like which must be a single word. Ex. smiling, wagging, happy, furry, bone, panting, trotting. Trotting is a fan favorite of woofard counting enthusiasts.