User:EltonT75

This is an ongoing list of quotes I created to explain life's daily indignities and stresses. It is meant to be factual but comical to provide insight into how everyone must face issues in life with a smile.

Elton's Immutable Laws of Life:


 * 1) "The sooner you need to be somewhere, the longer it takes to get there."
 * 2) "You can be the person things happen to, or the person that makes things happen."