User:Eltonfield

Elton was born in the year of our lord 1/1/1111 in the subterrianian city of katkrem on mars. he was the only child of 3 parents. he marriad a total of 451 times and currently has 21 wives. he is 300 foot tall. he's been at the centre of many of historys most dramatic events including the black death which was a common cold that mutated and evolved into the plague. elton is also a repected parent at at the last count had a total of 1235 children, while the majoratory of these children have been the vision of a model child, Ghandi, mother terresa, mary seacole and william wilberforce there were also some that elton has unfortunately had to disowned, these include gengis khan, Ivan the terrible, Hitler and margarte thatcher. elton is currently working as a tv presenter on local tv in the portsmouth area of the uk.