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The Marmo–Bauers Schism (also known as the Great Schism) was the deterioration of peaceful relations between the prestigious Marmo Militia and the hapless Bauers Brigade which came to a head in February of 2022 on the now-defunct Seattle Sports Reddit Discord server. In the years following the schism, the Brigadiers saw a drastic falloff in popularity as the vast majority of Mariners fans instead came to accept the far more rational position of the Militiamen which was based in actual truth rather than mere emotional arguments and sabermetric illiteracy. Scholars believe the schism to have been the result of irreconcilable cultural and ideological differences between the server's rational baseball fans and its very vocal minority of copium–huffing reality deniers.