User:Em enjoys drawing

Hello people of the world.

Now, I could say my real name and age, but that would be stupid. So, I am going to be Ember and my age is somewhat unidentifiable (I am in grade school.)

I have always wanted to write about myself (yeah, that probably sounds stuck up, but oh well) and publish it. I have also wanted it to be so that nobody really knew who I was, or the people I talked about were either. I wanted to do it safely, you know, 'keep my purity' and all. After finding Wikipedia, I thought that I could have one alias, and it would be the name I had chosen in my comedy class, 'Ember'. You can look me up on Google and, trust me, you will never find a girl named Ember Anne (and whatever my last name is). Never ever. You wont find my friend Zo, or Meemers, or Wes-the-best-from-loch-ness. Ok, maybe you will find Wes-the-best-from-loch-ness and Zo on Myspace, but only if you knew what they looked like.

My best friend's nickname is Mimi or Meemers, she is one year younger than me. I've known her since we were 5 and 6. That's a really long time, and I haven't gotten sick of her. I mean, she loves math, does Sudoku for homework and fun, she is a gymnast and she's pretty! How could she get boring, or annoying? it was really hard to be away from her when I left for 7 weeks (end of paragraph 4).

I am the eldest of 4; Jojo(boy), Issa(girl) and *Oco-Taco(boy). We are home-schooled. Life is nice as a home-schooler. It is really laid back, we can cancel lessons faster than you can say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (Try saying that backwards, 5 times and really fast.) My family (Dad, Mom, me, Jojo, Issa and Oco-Taco) came back from Hawaii in October 2008. We left in late August for our trip. We had almost no homework for the entire vacation. 7 weeks, folks, 7 weeks with barely any homework! I have a grand life, I am not sure how to fit it all in on this page with the people I love and care about, but I think I'll manage :)
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Last night I had the strangest dream. Zo and I were trying to catch up to everyone as we were walking to Starbucks, and then the whole picture went fuzzy. Once the fuzzy cleared up, I realized we were in front of our old school (the big, dark brown church they said they would take down but never did. We ran in and looked everywhere. It was just the same as when we were 7. He and I went around the whole school saying, "Look, remember when...." and "Oh! That's where......". It was really nice. Then, I woke up at 3:00am and realized I had been crying.