User:Emalykimm/be bold

Being bold is important on Wikipedia. "I like to be bold, at least I think I do." Gandhi was on some stuff when his sentient brain which has been saved in pickle juice was hooked up to a machine which can read minds. This happened in Beijing, China in 3032 after President Xi Jinping IVX of The Federation of China wanted to have some fun with his best friend, President Emaly Kimm XXV of the United States. The two then proceeded to jump out of the 472nd story of the Superpower Tower and fly into the sunset on their jetpacks. Yeet.

How to be Proud

 * Be nasty
 * Be freaky
 * Be sexy
 * Be fine
 * Go, go, go girl