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This page is about the weird Bernie, he is a weird species of human. Bernie has a cool name. His full name is Bernie Bang Cockfield. He is a funny guy, and everybody thinks he is weird in a good way. :D Bernie is a lol guy. You can compare him to a monkey because they have the same IQ.

Here's a story about Bernie Bang Cockfield. Bernie Bang Cockfield was born 18. of July 2006, and he's a monkey. He can crawl like one at least. First of all Bernie Bang Cockfield got out of a pus. After that, he proceeded to cry like a baby because he was one. He then started in kindergarten and got engaged with famlin305. Bernie Bang Cockfield was then in school, and he only got straight A's. He was a very wise monkey, his IQ was probably like 40. Could barely open a door, all he did was cheat because he was a rich monkey. He always had Rungsted water with him in school. He paid Kian money because Kian was the smartest in the school. Everyone liked Kian. Then Bernie had to present something, and the teacher didn't like it. Kian's presentation was good, of course. Then it was Nikolaj's turn to present, and he shook his hands in the air like a fuc*ing ret*rd trying to do sign language. But at least Nikolaj's was better than Bernie's was. That was the story updated a bit. The story will be updated further in a newer time.