User:Emilu18

Hello and welcome to Emilu 18. Emilu is a boy (suprisingly enough) and he loves to climb trees and lamposts2

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I like to eat cheese and pickles. Actually I hate pickles but i like them. I like and hate pickles. They are awesome and they are evil. Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil as a saying says.

Dude!
Dude! == If you like dudes, then this page is perfect for you. Dudes like to eat a lot of pickles and climb trees and skateboard. Man, if you don't know how to skateboard, there's not much out in the world for you to do! And ollie... you're okay, but if you can jump on the railing or if you are a super-duper awesome olympic skateboarder.... Yahooo! ==

Dude
The second rule to being a dude. Pickles. That is it! Pickles. Talkl about them... eat them, play with them, write about them, draw them, talk to your teachers in pickle language! See how they handle that! Hah! Oh well, I guess since no one is going to see this page, the imformation is useless.. oh Well!

Dude
Third rule. YOU MUST OWN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF IMMATURITY! MUST MUST MUST! If you do not, however, then .... grrr! It will be so unfortuneate. You will have the worst luck of life. The encyclopedia of immaturity is the most awesome book in the entire world! You have to own it. Have have have have have to. If you do not....Then it is a tragedy. There are many tragedys in the world then I guess because no one... Litterary, NO ONE has the encyclopedia of immaturity! Grr..... they should have it. If not, they are not considered a dude.

Dude
Forth rule. You must have an awesome neighbour that is also a boy. He can have a sister, but he must be a boy. You must squish ants all day and play frisbee. He must go swimming everyday. You must not see him everyday, but sometimes on the weekends. Go skateboarding. Also, he must own a good climbing tree that he himself cannot climb. You must teach him how to climb a tree. Wow. Everybody should know how to climb a tree. Even if they don't make it to the top! It really is quite simple. =Dude= That is about it!Good luck trying to be a dude! As you may know, I am one!

Bye!

Signed: Emilu18 (talk) 19:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)Emilu (Skateboard Pickle Dude (SPD)) HJello[2
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