User:Emilyglover

The story that nobody cares about.

Once upon a time there was a boy. He had no name unfortunately because he grew up with fishes, which could no speak or give names. But for you benefit ill just call him Athan. I like that name and if I should ever have a child of my own I shall call him that… any way I must go on to tell you the reason that anthan was brought up and raised by fish. Well when athan was very young his mother was swimming with him in the pond in the woods far from any civilization. Anyway she was just swimming and had the baby propped up by the tree when a huge fish came up and ate her.

He was about to go and finish off the baby too but it was so darn cute that he couldn’t do it. So the mean old fish taught him for to swim for 56 days, taught him to hold is breath for 384738 days and taught him how to catch food for himself for 2 days. Soon the child was so shriveled up from being in the water all the time that he was barely distinguishable as a human being. He could now hold his breath for periods of time up to 60 minutes at a time and could swim better than most fishes.