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Eric Morrow
Eric Morrow is best known as the backup clarinetist of the mid-1980s new age classical heavy metal band "The Killer Death Toasters From Hell." They are well known for their southwestern Hungarian chart hits "dot dot dot E T C" and "where am I?". The Death Toasters split up in 1988 after a long artistic feud between Morrow and stringless bass player Boriss Needless. They had over 7 fans, most in Bangladesh.

Early Years
Raised on a small avocado farm in St. Petrucci, North Montana in the Canadian province of Dovicicio, Morrow picked up a Kazoo at 7 years old. He was introduced to woodwinds by his primary school band teacher Eliza Kindfordnesslittle shortly after, followed by a highly publicized disagreement over how many reeds an oboe should have. Decades later, Morrow admitted that two was probably enough. Kindfordnesslittle has yet to comment.

Morrow picked up a used clarinet and never looked back. The reed was probably second-hand too, but he never admitted that. Never really looked forward either. He met Stuart Winslow London III in Instant Sand, Oregon and together they formed "Little Do They Know", later renamed "The Killer Death Toasters From Hell," after dropping out of high school and attending "The Hair Band Heavy Metal San Hernando Festival Of Fans" in Phoenix, Arizona, for legal reasons. There they met Boriss Needless and bought a distortion amplifier for the clarinet. They claimed it was the rebirth of heavy metal, but were wrong.

Solo Career
Morrow disappeared from the spotlight for 4 years, and then released his Uruguayan top 100 hit, "It just is." At the time, something called "grunjj" was happening in Seattle, but Eric was determined to bring back the classic heavy metal sound of "Studied Hard" and "Don't Wanna" to recover some of the magic clarinet reverb sounds of the 1970's. It didn't work.

The Reunion
In 2003 The Death Toasters reunited, adding electric cello player Mickie DeAngello (of the "The DeAngello Cousins"), and released 7 45 rpm singles. No one knew how to listen to them. They set out on a 15 city world benefit tour, starting in Yellowknife, British Columbia, playing to a confused crowd, and calling it quits after a disagreement over whether poutine was really a food. Morrow and Winslow London III have not spoken since. Nobody benefited.

The Later Years
Eric's 2006 solo country concept album, "Trucks and Beer and Taxes," went straight to aluminium and received critical acclaim, the New York Times stating "He really shouldn't be doing this."

In 2010 his hit single "Let's just do this and get it over with," a duet with Claira Needless-DeForest, hit number 99 in the Benin charts. It was downloaded.

He lives in solitude in a German village near the Brazilian border with his wife and two children, Stony and Dick.